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THE CRITIC.

Who can undaunted brave the Critic's rage? Or note unmoved his mention m the Critic's page? Parade his error m the public eye 1 A.nd Mother Grilndy's rage defy? Charity is given to a multitude of sinners. * * * When m doubt do it and trust for best results. * * ■' • A preferred creditor is the one who doesn't trouble you. * ♦ * The best cure tor a red nose is to take nothing for six months. * ■ * * Poet: "The world is full of poetry." Editor (brutally) : "So is the waste-pap-er basket." * * * Married men are not frightened nl the jaws of death ; it is the : jaws of life that worry him. « * • Advice to play-wrights : When wishing to draw a play into five acts introduce a law-suit m the first. **. ' ♦ A man named Callow died the other day at the .age of 96. He could hardly be termed "a callow youth," d'ye think?

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NZ Truth, Issue 150, 2 May 1908, Page 1

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THE CRITIC. NZ Truth, Issue 150, 2 May 1908, Page 1

THE CRITIC. NZ Truth, Issue 150, 2 May 1908, Page 1