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NZ Truth, Issue 98, 4 May 1907, Page 4

Camplrell-Bannerman, Literal Prime Minister of England, is responsible for a statement that out oi a •■-■-- ulation of forty-three million his beloved country possesses twelve milInn persons who are underfed. Here is d text for pulpit-punchers for a .sermon,.. A telegraph office is at last to be opened at Marton Junction .Railway Station, v,here the ever-incra/isine; passenper traffic has made it a muchfelt want. The mail trains stop some fifteen minutes at the station, and m the past travellers 'have often looked m vain for a Telegraph Office. It is quite possible that had it not I:een i'or representations made< m this paper a . few weeks back the J\i notion would have remained without a Telegraph Office for a long time to come. ■ Time was when "fellow" denominated' a person of the sterner sex ; but m these advanced days, when men are becoming mentally weaker and women are growing stronger, the j University grads know better lihaai Ito follow fossilised ideas. One reads among the nominations for the el- ' ection of ' a fellow the name of a miss. Yet, why not? The grey marc is often the better horse. Sonio respecter of learned manhood should j offer a prize, limited to University ' men for the best essay on "Does too.! anuoh larniu' induce water oa the j brain?" 'I