THINK TWICE
Why is a match good-tempered?— Because it never complains when struck. When is a silver watch likely to run ?—When it is chased. W’hy is a selfish friend like the letter P?—Because he’s first in pity, but last in help. Why are two t’s like hops?—Because they make fceer better. Like what city in Australia is a stale egg? —Addle-laid (Adelaide). What is a publisher’s chief exerciser —A run on a hook. AV’hv is the pen superior to the sword? —Because it can touch the heart without destroying it.
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New Zealand Times, Volume LIII, Issue 12549, 11 September 1926, Page 16
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91THINK TWICE New Zealand Times, Volume LIII, Issue 12549, 11 September 1926, Page 16
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