THINK TWICE
On which side does a dog have the most hair? Why does a scuptor die a horrible death ? Why does a little pig eat? If Satau were to lose his tail, where would he go for .another one? Why did Noah object to the letter “D?” What is the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe ? Why was Goliath astonished when David hit him with the stone? Where does all the snuff go to? When did George Washington first rido in a carriage? ANSWERS. On the outside. .Because ho makes faces and busts. To make a hog of himself. At the bootlegger's, where they retail spirits. Because it made the ark Dark. One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache. Because such a thing had never entered his head before. No one nose. When he took a hack at the cherry tree.
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New Zealand Times, Volume LIII, Issue 12507, 24 July 1926, Page 16
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146THINK TWICE New Zealand Times, Volume LIII, Issue 12507, 24 July 1926, Page 16
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