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New Zealand Times, Volume LI, Issue 11739, 29 January 1924, Page 5

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WHAT THE GROUCH SAID, “How long have you had that cough, and what are yon doing for it?” asked the chemist of the proverbial grumbler when the latter happened to be in hie shop one day. "Oh. about a" fortnight,” remarked the man. “and I am just going to let it cure itself.” “Let me advise you to take Baxter’s Lung Preserver," said the chemist. "Not only will it ease you, but “you will find that it will build you up.’k A few days later the man returned. "Halloa,” said the chemist, , “you have lost that cold.” "Oh, it wasn’t Baxter's,” said the man. “I think I “was getting better in any case." But as he was leaving he said significantly, “You had better give me another bottle!’'* Don’t take risks. You, too, should get a generous-sized bottle-ef Baxter’s Lung Preserver. All Chemist 6 and Stores. 2s 6d; family size, 4s 6d. m

A good story is going the rounds m» gat'ding a lady, in connection with the recent Hastings municipal by-elections, in which Messrs Fowler. Langley and Beamish were tho candidates. The lady tells the story herself. “I was rung up and asked if I wanted a car to take met to the booth, and I said ‘Yes.’ ‘I suppose you're going to vote for Mr Langley?’ and X said ‘Yes.’ 'Oh, I’m so pleased; the car will be down at once.' Then I met Mr Fowler , and he said *1 needn't ask for your vote, Mrs , because you always support me,’ and I said ‘Yew,’ -er> he was pleased, and soon after I met Mr Boamidh.'who asked me If I was going to vot»-4er la>nd I said Yes.’ In the end I voted to please myself, so we were all pleased” Procure your Picnic "Supplies—Fruit Tarts, Sandwiches, Meat Patties, Dainty Cakes, from Dustin’s, Ltd., Cuba street and Newtown.—Advt, .

For Coughs and Colds nevisr fails. Woods‘s Qntt Ftfimlat G|nk