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New Zealand Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 7852, 14 July 1911, Page 4

“TVe have come, sir," said tho utility mau to the stage manager, "to ask that a portion of the part played by Mr Brown be cut out.” "Which portion?” "The ono where he borrows a pound from the disguised duke. Every time he thinks ono of us has any money, he calls a rehearsal.” "Pop, tell me some conundrums.” "Conundrums? Why, I don't know any conundrums,, m3' son." "Oh, 3*os, yoi; do! I heard mother tell Aunt Mary the other day that you keep her guessing most of the time. Doctor: Take this medicine after each meal. Patient: But my meals comes unreg’lar doc. Doctor: Weil, take it before each'meal. "I hear your rich uncle is dead.” "Yes, he is. "What did he leaver” "A widow, we’d never heard of.”