Teacher—'Willie,, did your father cane you for what vou did in school .yesterday? Pnpil—No, ma’am; he said the licking would hurt him more than it would me. Teacher—What rot 1 Your father is too sympathetic. Pupil—No, ma’am; hut he’s got the rheumatism in both arms.
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New Zealand Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 7446, 22 May 1911, Page 1
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45Page 1 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 7446, 22 May 1911, Page 1
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