THE COURTSHIP OF THE FUTURE

New Zealand Times, Volume LXXII, Issue 4740, 23 August 1902, Page 3 (Supplement)

THE COURTSHIP OF THE FUTURE

He: “Do you love me as much aa ever?” She; “Oh. more. Since I received your thought registering machine L barn been so close to you?” “And Ito you. By the way, where are you ?” “I’m in Naples. And you?” “lu Brighton. I came here from London. Did you hoar me call you up at midnight last night?” “Yes. dear; but I could not answer. 1 had just eaten a boiled lobster, and the psychic current wouldn’t respond.” “Sometimes I wish I could see you—hold yon in my arms.” “What nonsense! That’s so unnecessary.” “But an actual kiss!” “There! Feel that? Wasn’t that nice?” “For a vibration, yes. But I can’t help feeling ” “Nonsense! Your such an old fogey. By the way, when shall we he married?” “The sooner the better.” “Well. I will arrange it all. We oan. have the ceremony performed, if you like, by tho Graboni system.” “All right. And -about the wedding trip?” “Oh, we can take every morning, say from 8 to 10—that is, if you can get away from business.” “But wouldn’t it be nice to take it together? I should like—nay, I long actually to hold you in my arms.” “Why, yc?i goose, don’t you see that would spoil the whole romance?”