SOME MODERN QUOTATIONS
Troubles are like babies—they grow larger by nursing. Never judge a man’s actions until yoyrr know his motive. Madder is used in colouring red. and rod will make a. cow madder It’s hard for the average man to swallow his pride without choking. The hdd is but a, little thing, yeyt it governs tiie course of the ship. A defective stomach keeps more people awake than a guilty conscience. Everybody knows when a girl bleaches her hair. She can't keep it dark. Some people have faith in odd numbers —and the favourite is number one. A gruff old bachelor alway looks under the head of marriage notices for news of the weak. Life is short, only four letters in it. Three-quarters of it is a ,T lie,’' and half of it is an "iff' . Three dangerous courses—the course of time, the course of true love, and the racecourse. Nothing worries a girl more than to discover that the man after her own heart isn’t after it at all. Never argue with women. The man who spins a yarn among silks and satins is sure to be worsted. There are three things the wise man keeps on good terms with—his wife, his stomach and his conscience.
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New Zealand Times, Volume LXXI, Issue 4295, 2 March 1901, Page 8 (Supplement)
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208SOME MODERN QUOTATIONS New Zealand Times, Volume LXXI, Issue 4295, 2 March 1901, Page 8 (Supplement)
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