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New Zealand Mail, 3 December 1896, Page 66

A Definition.—“ Johnnie,” asked Susie, “ what is knowledge ?” “ Knowledge,” said the youthful Socrates, “knowledgeis when you don’t know something, and nobody ever finds it out." Escaped.—Boreleigli: “ That reminds mo of a story ” Friend : “ And that reminds me of an engagement, old fellow. See you later ! ’ Had its use. —Customer : “ 1 have a bottle of hair-restorer that I hope never to bo without.” Barber: “ Does it really make your hair grow, sir?” Customer: “No;