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Teddy : “ I wish I hadn’t licked Jimmy Brown this morning.” Mamma: “You see now how wrong it was, don’t you dear ?” Teddy : “ Yes, ’cause I didn’t know till noon that he was going to give a party.” “Are you the jmoprietor of this restaurant said the man who had waited for his order until he became sleepy. “ Yes, sir; what can Ido for you?” “You can give me some information. I want to know whether you have told the waiter to stay away so that you can pring in a bi|l for against me/' :

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New Zealand Mail, 3 December 1896, Page 12

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Untitled New Zealand Mail, 3 December 1896, Page 12

Untitled New Zealand Mail, 3 December 1896, Page 12