Another nice thing about a modern meal is that if one is not enough you can open another tin. Hitler was recently taken to the top of the Eiffel Tower in the lift. Unfortunately he made his descent by the same means. We read that an American actress was very much annoyed when the news of her secret engagement appeared in the press. Troth will out. A doctor tells us that many dental troubles are due to the modern fondness for tinned foods. Personally wa always use a tin-opener. THE RASCAL "Did you hear the news, Mrs. Boggins? Vesuvius has broken out again." "There now! And I never knew he was in prison." A BIT DIFFERENT Nixon: "By the way, what is your profession?" Dixon: "Mine is not a profession, it is a pursuit. 1 am a debt collector."
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVII, Issue 23773, 28 September 1940, Page 5 (Supplement)
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