Question Time

New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVII, Issue 23618, 30 March 1940, Page 3 (Supplement)

Question Time

Why did the tap run?— Because it saw tho kit-ehen sink. . Why do sailors know there's a man in the moon? —Because they've been to see (sea). Why did the sponge rollP —Because it saw the apple turnover. What goes up and down and sometimes breaks?— The window. —Copied by Violet Otto (10). Why does a cat sleep more in the summer?— Because the summer brings the cat" a-pillar. „ . „ —Copied by Doreen Mitchell. What two letters do children enjoy? C and Y (Candy). ... Why is a school bell like a boy who has fallen into the water? _ (> Because both are "(w)ringing. In what way are a man and a canal# alike? , . Both often smoke when they go out. What can you out in a vaso but never take out? a crac k. —Sent in by Merlyn Brinkman (10). Add half a score to nothing, and what animal do you get?—An ox (Ox). What tree is a lady's name?— Olive. What is it that is lower with a headtnan without one?—A pillow. —From M. Hyland (16), M.B.G. What was the longest day in Adam's life? —When there was no Eve. - Which is the easiest way to swallow *. door?— Bolt it quickly. • by Nancy Makgill .(10).