QUESTION TIME
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?— Your right elbow. What is it that never asks questions but requires many answers? —A door-knocker. Why is a dirty boy like flannel?— Because ho shrinks from washing. —Copied by Ralph Smith (11). What is the diHercnco between a bird and a plumber?— One pipes a lay, and the other lays a pipo.. When is a sailor liko a beach?— When he's ashore. —Copied by Ann Makgill. 100000000000000000000000000
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVI, Issue 23489, 28 October 1939, Page 7 (Supplement)
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83QUESTION TIME New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVI, Issue 23489, 28 October 1939, Page 7 (Supplement)
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