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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVI, Issue 23320, 13 April 1939, Page 18

%bsi LEARN THE SECRET OF -AND FIND NEW ZEST IN LIFE ! iiiiS iaiiLl The Golf Bug! (TFriften more in sorrow than in anger) Once again that malignant disease called ''Golf' is stalking rampant through the land. Sane and level-headed citizens are succumbing daily to its insidious spell, and even brilliant thinkers are turning positively senile under its Machiavellian lure. Locker ißoom Baritones and Nine* teenth Hole Yodellers are busy practising their cacophonic monstrosities in anticipation of the first Hole-in-One. To cap all, the Big Chief falls a victim to the dread epidemic. Rushing out with three cronies, ht muttered "Important Trade Conference ... won't be back to-day..." Conference, eh? Sez you! Then (so help us), Inkson, the Scratchetary, turns up Saturday morning in streamline plus fours. What a man! A* for Sandy the Storeman, who hails from Inverness—well, we no speeka da Gaelic. Thus, this concatenation of events would seem to indicate that the Golf Bug is here in one fell swoop. So if we appear a little jaundiced and cynical, ft is only becaiuii Saturday's game was the worst ever. Drat this wretched golfl Tu Hades with the Tiger Country, and down with some Tiger's Milk 10 •estore our equilibrium. TIMARU THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD Bottled with loving\are by fei- Anzac Avenue, Auckland. tAiijkS Concessions for Families by Rail The Bigger the Family— The Greater the Saving If families real families don't have a trip now and then to fresh scenes it will not be the fault of the Railways Department, for it grants special concessions to families. The Railways carry father and (or) mother and ALL of their children under 16 years of age for journeys of not less than 20 miles, at. the price of three adult 2i\d class tickets. . > Up and Away for a Day READ THIS RECIPE Make your own Cough Mixture by adding a 2/6 bottle of concentrated "HEENZD" (obtainable from all chemists and stores) to sweetened water. This makes a large family supply of Cough Mixture equal in quality and quantity to 12/6 worth of the ordinary made-up remedies. For Chest, Nose, and Throat Ailments. "HEENZO" does not contain any poisons, and it is equally good for young and old as an internal remedy for Coughs, Colds, Croup, Bronchitis, and Influenza. Buy a bottle of "HEENZO" to-day, and make your own Cough Mixture. •We also manufacture Steel » JJJ". Shares, Roller Rings. Manganese Tractor Grips, Manganese Culu Points, Steel Castings of a JI. Horns, etc. Send for our Price U«< THOS.WADDELL& SONS LTD. Specialists in Castings of every W tioEi, 70 St. Asaph St- ChrUtchurcb. *<•