SCHOOLBOY "HOWLERS"
The feminine "of Tsar is sardine. A circle is a lino of no depth running round a dot for ever. Where are the Kings of England crowned ?—On their heads! An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes; a pessimist looks after your feet. This was one of several of the latest schoolboy " howlers " related by Mr. Lud[ord Freeman, Director of Education for Bristol.
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21296, 24 September 1932, Page 4 (Supplement)
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68SCHOOLBOY "HOWLERS" New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21296, 24 September 1932, Page 4 (Supplement)
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