SMILE AWHILE.
Little Millie had achieved great success at- her school, and was being moved to a higher form. When she returned home at lunch-time, the first, question her mother asked was this: " Well, flailing," she said, " how did you like your new teacher? " " She, seems very nice," replied Millie, " hut, f can't understand all she says. 1 think she's got a predicament in her speech." Utile girl (to grandfather): " firandpa, why don't you grow hair on your head ? " (.■randpa : ' Well, why doesn't, grass grow on a busy street? " " Oh, 1 sec; it can't get up through the concrete." Actor: " 1 can impersonate anyone, you care to mention." Manager: " M'm. Well, impersonate a gentleman and go out quietly."
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21136, 19 March 1932, Page 4 (Supplement)
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118SMILE AWHILE. New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21136, 19 March 1932, Page 4 (Supplement)
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