HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ? " Have you ever noticed how inappropriate names ore?'' asked John, (John works in a Registrar of Births Office, and knows all about names.) "I once "met a Milton Shakespeare Jones—and ho couldn't even write his signature. Then there was Christopher Columbus Vasco Cook, who had never been out of town except on ft Sunday excursion." " Speaking of names," said Monty from behind his paper and pipe, " I know something that is happily named." "Yes, Monty!" said someone. "No, fathead! Luxury tobacco, the smoke fit, for tlip, gods, the—" But enough, wo have heard all thip from many smokers, and anyhcijv. Monty is only half right: Luxury is a luxury in all but price—ls 7d, '.!ozb. (Advt.)
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21112, 20 February 1932, Page 7
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120Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21112, 20 February 1932, Page 7
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