ON A DULL NIGHT.
Why is sympathy like a game of blind man's" buff ?—Because it is having a fellow feeling for another. Why is Windsor Castle the least expensive building in England ? Because it was built' for a sovereign. Everything has. what a. party has and a narty has what everything else lias, what is it?—An end. When is a ship like a floor? When she is boarded. Why were Lytton and Dickens the most industrious authors ?—Because. Lvfcton wrote " Night and Morning," and Dickens " All the Year Round." Why is the letter C like frosty weather ?—Because it makes old people cold people.
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXVIII, Issue 20922, 11 July 1931, Page 6 (Supplement)
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105ON A DULL NIGHT. New Zealand Herald, Volume LXVIII, Issue 20922, 11 July 1931, Page 6 (Supplement)
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