A man who was missing things from his premises every morning gave his servant, Pat, a sovereign, and told him to go to town and buy a good yard dog. Pat came home that night dragging a mangy-looking cur after him. " What kind of a dog is that?" roared his master. " Begorra," replied Pat, " lie's the nearest to a yard dog I could get. He's two feet, eleven inches."
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 20650, 23 August 1930, Page 16 (Supplement)
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69Page 16 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 20650, 23 August 1930, Page 16 (Supplement)
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