Page 3 Advertisements Column 6

New Zealand Herald, Volume LXV, Issue 19957, 28 May 1928, Page 3

MUSTARD CLUB in trouble! i BARON DE BEEF CAUGHTHERE ROUTE OF POLICE liTOWniuiui; v:- : , IjfjlPr" - 'J*atlli "g! J R ' 'i : : 3 % • m •: :• BH • il r. :K'i tT SSHHH ■KiJigfH ~iE RHnnnn. . -.1 WINDOW AT WHICH MISS D 1 CESTER WAS LAST SEEN EE32i^SHSn£ LADDER ACROSS WHICH SIGNOR SPAGHETTI FLED m W * m ih. : in Is iii ' If ? : ■';• .SI H®| H:ijsi£ | - jj j gjjj:.; ■ ■ 'ILli E«s lr ■■■■ :£ :?::~-HgSF » ietaSH-tiit Am %■ t ' ■ ' i C\^ RULE No. 5. Every member shall see that the Mustard is freshly made, and no member shall smile at a waitress who forgets to put freshly made Mustard on the Table. Have patience, everybody. The Police know that we are doing our best, and you will have badges soon. Meantime, continue to send 3d. in stamps to Miss Di Gester, The Mustard Club, c/o Colmans Mustard Co Wellington. Write clearly and say if Brooch or Stud required. RAIDED BY POLICE The City was wildly excited last night at the news that the Mustard Club had been raided by the Police. A seething crowd saw the doors battered and the windows smashed. They saw the Baron de Beef, nimble as a flea, despite his bulk, and also Signor Spaghetti, trying to elude six constables in a desperate roof-cLase. They saw Miss Di Gester in the arms of a handsome officer, carried away fainting. They heard shots And then—the raid was over! The police stated;— "Anonymous complaints came to us that Badges were not being issued. We heard that the supply of badges had run out, so we wanted to make quite sure everything was in order. Hence the raid. Auckland took the news calmly, but Wellington was boiling, and there was ugly talk among the hot-heads of Christchurch. We found thousands of applications, and dozens of Mustard sandwiches, but not a single badge." "We are deluged with applications" protested Miss Di Gester. "We shall issue badges as soon as they arrive, and every application will be answered in order." " Then I'll call off my men," said the Chief, "but promise this—you'll hurry along the Badges, not forgetting all members of the Force." WHierever the right people meet, there you will meet the right cigarette—De R eszke, of course ! DE RESZKE with the ' Ivory' Tip De Reszke Virginias 10 for 9d. The 'lvory' tip is the finally perfect tip 'lvory '-tipped or pIsM