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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXV, Issue 19892, 10 March 1928, Page 9 (Supplement)

: ■ - . - • ;■ A copy of this Prospectus has Been filed at Scotland Yard {New Zealand Branch), f Application to dial in the shares has been applied for on the Stock Exchange and haft . been refused. A commiswon of 2/6 p« share issued wiU not Ibe paid on application ijk forms bearing the stamp of a Broker's Man. Members of the Stock Eichaage New Zealand, convinced that they will be so overwhelmed by their clients with, applications for shares in the Mustard Club, have decided to close their offices from f midday Thursday, April 6th, until Monday, April 16th, H'2B, in order to cope with the business. The SUBSCRIPTION LIST will CLOSE on or before the GREEK KALENDS. (N.Z.) 1, (.Incorporated under the Health Acts, B.C. 1000 to A J). 1928.) ISSUE OF ' .■ ■' •' - ' J " •' * l : ", K, 1,000,000 10% Preference Shares of £| Extraordinary Shares of £1 Hopelessly Deferred Shares of no par value* The 'Directors guarantee that no shares ranking in priority to or pari passu with the above will he issued except to themselves personally, DIRECTORS , THE BARON DE BEEF, Porterhouse College, Cambridge, Eng., and Skewer Farm, Silverside, Bay of Plenty, N.Z., Chairman and Managing Director. LORD BACON. The Rashers, Cookham, Eng., and Crackling, Pawkes Bay, N.Z., Managing Director of the Mustard Bath Club, Ltd. LADY HEARTY. Parmesan Place, Mayfair, Eng., and Park Lane* Wharetone, N.Z. Director, Hare Raisers, Ltd. SIGNOR SPAGHETTI, European address not ascertainable, Makarone, N.Z., Director, Sccieta Anonyma Spaghetti* di Torino and Vermicelli {Sales), Unlimited. MASTER MUSTARD, Eaton, Bucks., Eng., and Apetaiti, near • Pauckland, N.Z. President of Mustard Pickles Incorporate* ■'"V * \ , i 4 1- - ,/ BANKERS v THE INCORPORATED BANK OF THE INTERIOR and all Branches. SOLICITORS For the Vendors. GAMMON AND SPINACH, Caughtany Place, Wellington. For the Company. HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE, Lambtongue Quay, WeUingtonL AUDITORS GLOSSIT, OVER AND HOPE, Amen Corner, Addingham. f SECRETARY AND UNREGISTERED OFFICE MISS DI GESTER (Cordon Jaunk), 8 Victoria Street, Wellington, To whom all communications should be addressed. ■■ —rj f; ABRIDGED PROSPECTUS TEE Company has been formed %o take over the of the original Mustard Club, and to run this Club as a going concern, for the better digestion and enjoyment of members and shareholders. The original Mustard Club was founded by Aesculapius, the God of Medicine, in the days of Ham and Shem. One of the wheat members was Nebuchadnezzar, who found Mustard a welcome addition t° the largcst Club in the worl& < nearly thirty million Life members, all of whom are devotees of Mustard, and find much bodily profit from its consumption. . The premises of the Club, which have been taken over from the Baron de Beef, are valued by hum at £49,052 .19 . 11. An independent valuation places them at no less a figure than £9,750. It will be seen from the statement of profits fomtted)! thatthe interest on the Preference Shares IS MORE THAN HALF CO VERM) by the average profits of the last three years.. OBJECTS OF THE MUSTARD CLUB. (a) To enroll all Grumblers, Curmudgeons and such othsr person* who, by omitting to mustard their viands, have suffered in tiona, and to bring such persons to a joyous frame of mind and healthy habit of body by the liberal use of Mustard, / . fb) To exterminate stiffness amongst athletes of ell and every kind by demonstrating the value of the Mustard Bath. (c) To inspect public sandwiches and report when they contain no mustard, such sandwiches creating a backward flow of the digestive juices very detrimental to health. .. (d) To tifflc** the younger generation there arc three tmngprwwtn keeping: (i) A stiff lip. (ii) A straight bat. (lii) Fit on Mustard. (e) By inculcating the use of Mustswi, to put ginger into our Heavy. weight Boxers, Politicians, Wielders of Economy Axes, and all such other persons as are patently in need of " mustardiiag up. (f) To persuade everyone who is responsible for the dinner-table to mix mustard freshly every day. CONTRACTS ENTERED INTO. -A contract dated THE FIRST OF APRIL, 1927, between the Lord Bacon on the one part and the Company on the other part, to engage the said Lord Bacon as a Life; Director of the Company, ata remuneration of £5,000 per annum for the use of his name, the said Lord Bacon to take no responsibility .or the accuracy of the Balance Sheet. A contract between the Company and Messrs. Grabbit and Grabbit whereby the latter agree to pay all expenses of launching the Company (other than registration fees, advertising and printing expenses), tor an Underwriting Commission of 7/6 per share and an over-ndmg com-, mission of 1/6 per share. EXTRACTS FROM MEMORANDA OF ASSOCIATION.—Oie. responsibilities of Directors are confined to taking their tees. \ Dividends when necessary (but not otherwise) will be paid out of CSPI Shareholders are individually and collectively responsible for all debts incurred by the Company, and for those of the Baron de Beef and of Miss Di Gester, other than those contracted when acting as officers • ° f SECURJTY— The principal and interest of the Extraordinary Shares are individually and collectively guaranteed hy the Preference Shareholders. • The minimum subscription on which the Directors will proceed to their Allotments is one mustard seed; . FORM OF APPLICATION. • (This form m?y be used or it may be thrown into the waste-paper basket.) To the Directors of the Mustard Club Ltd. Ladies and Gentlemen, . Having; duly paid to the Company's Banker s the sum of £ . being the only deposit I/we could find in my/our account, I/w<l respectfully have the honour to apply for ...shares at or about par. f/we understand that such shares if and when paid for by me/us (or them) shall and hereby do become my/our property. S'g , _ write indistinctly.) i Occupation Cheques and postal notes and postage stamps should bemade pwr. able to self, and be marked plainly in the left hand top corner N/A. orßffr «o axcEirr oa ACKNOWUSCEMtNi wiu..bk sent. iJlipcr' - - f m