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BREACH OF PROMISE? An unusual "breach of promise" has just been brought to light. He is a bachelor, and a lacly friend allegedly said to him: "You want a lifelong companion! I'm going to introduce you to something really sweet—to comfort you in need and give you every solace." Weeks went by. "What about that girJ you're going to introduce me to?" he remarked. "That's a breach of promise oil your .part!" "Girl! Didn't you receive my present of tobacco through the post?" "Yes! It's Bear's, and I've never had a more soothing Bmoke before!'" ''You've got a lifelong companion, as 1 said and cheaper than a wife," replied the lady friend Only Sd an ounce. Also :a handy packets, loz 9d, 2oz. la 6d.—Aavt.

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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIV, Issue 19721, 22 August 1927, Page 12

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Page 12 Advertisements Column 6 New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIV, Issue 19721, 22 August 1927, Page 12

Page 12 Advertisements Column 6 New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIV, Issue 19721, 22 August 1927, Page 12