A FEW EPIGRAMS.

New Zealand Herald, Volume LIX, Issue 18089, 13 May 1922, Page 6 (Supplement)

A FEW EPIGRAMS.

Bv all means express an opinion, but j not. by post. If a husband leaves bis wife alone ten to one someone else won't. To be successful in love one must know ! how to begin and when to stop. Tt is nn good laying down tho law if you can't take up an argument. A man's " for ever " is just about as long as a woman's " five minutes." Society says, if you have come into money you can come in anywhere. Almost anyone can be noticeable, but onlv a very few are distinguished. A pretty wonian in a. becoming gown is a temptation-—men love temptations. You are much nearer success when you are deplored than when you are ignored.A man will forgive a woman doing everything at his expense except making a I joke. If you give a woman an opportunity, j she will take everything else that she wants. The looking glass reveals us as we are to ourselves; the. wine glass reveals us a.s we are to others. Men do not try to escape temptations ; their c/nlv fear is that some temptation should escape, them. Everyone likes to be run after, but the difference between men and women is that, men do not want to be caught and women do. From " TflHintfd" by Syi'noy Tremnyne. Tho Bodlcy Hold Ltd.. T<ondon.