Page 12 Advertisements Column 8

New Zealand Herald, Volume LVII, Issue 17661, 23 December 1920, Page 12

Amusements, "pENE." "TRENE." IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. j. and N. Tait are reluctantly compelled to announce that, owing to the being delayed in Sydney with their " IRENE'' COMPANY on board, no definite announce, ment can be made of the- opening date. IT IS CONFIDENTLY EXPECTED That an opportunity will be found of transportinig the Company, to Aucklknd within the next few days, and Playgoers are kindly asked to watch the Amusement Columns of the paper for further announcements. BOX PLAN OPENING WILL B3 ADVERTISED AS EARLY A3 ' POSSIBLE. rpOWN TTA.IL. COMMENCING CHRISTMAS EVE THE JAZZ CABARET, THE JAZZ CABARET, THE JAZZ CABARET, Under the Direction of Theodore Train FOR FOUR NIGHTS ONLY, DEC. 24. DEC. 81. DEC. 27. JAN. 1. Adams' Augmented Jars Band. ' Specialty Items. Refreshments, Dancing from 8.30 p.m. to 1 a.m. ADMISSION. 7s 6d Season Tickets. 255. Reserved Tables. 2s 6d and Is per seat. Tickets and Reservations at Lewis R, Eady's, opp. H.M Theatre. AUCKLAND, DEC. 23. I WAS sitting • ♦ ♦ IN THE Dining Room AT THE Waverlej, • • * STARTING IN » * * ON A pieco of pie. • • • WITH A layer of lemoa » • « AN D A layer of goe, • « * WHEN A man came is, • ♦ • WITH WHISKERS. • ♦ » AND AN umbrella. AND HE sat next » » » TO A friend of mines • * * AND THEY began to talk • • ♦ ABOUT THE Cabaret. » » ♦ AND THE man with whisker* • • » , SAID IT was scandalous, —•• * • AND HE was come • 1 ♦ TO WRITE to the paper*. » t * AND I got excited. • * » I THOUGHT it mijht b» » * » "DISGUSTED PARENT." « • »' SO I asked my friend • * • TO INTRODUCE me. • * * AND HE did. • » » AND I stood up, • ♦ » AND MY foot slipped, •• • < AND MY right hand • • » WENT INTO the pie » • • AND GOT covered with goo. « • * AND I was so excited • * • I REACHED out. »• * 1 AND TOOK hold of tho hand • • * OF THE man with whiskey • » » AND SQUEEZED it; 9 • • AND TT slipped otAj .* * * AND I took it again, . . . AND IT slipped. • * • I WAS almost craay, • • * AND I said, • • • "IT'S NO uss. • » t VI CAN'T hold itA • » « AND THE man with the whisker*, WHO IS a nice man, • » • NEVER LET on. • • « HE WAS cooed up, , • • S HE JUST said. •• • . "HOW DO yon do?" » » • AND SAT down. • » • IP I'D had a little sand t « » TO MIX with the pie • ♦ * I COULD have held him, • • • AND TOLD him » • 4 ALL ABOUT the Cabaret » • • AND NOW I'm afraid • • » HE'LL WRITE 10 the papers, ' <i » • AND STOP the Cabaret • • » AND EVERYTHING. • * * I THANK you. pRAND THEATRE. SAT., DEC. %■ VJ First Session,.2 o'clock. Starring MARY MILES MLN'TERin ••THE EYES OF JULIA DEEP',, CHARLIE CHAPLIN 4n " SUNKYSIDE. N-EYI ZEALAND HERALD AUCKLAND WEEKLY NEWS. N.Z. Herald, Is per "«*, delivered m town and suburbs. Prepaid, posted witbm New Zealand, 19s per quarter; £3 10s pcJ Auckland Weeklt News: Prepaid, lis tt per quarter; £2 per annum, N.Z. Herald: .oma 1 prepaid advertisements under classified headings, 16.words 1» per insertion; 2s 6d three consecutive rawi{ions; 21 words Is 6d per insertion, 4s thr<* consecutive insertions; 30 words .2s 9d rx' insertion. 8s 3d three consecutive insertions. Birth Notices. 2s oa per insertiondoctors' or nurses' names, Is each nam* extra. Mabriage, Death, Bereavement and is Mehosiiam Notices. 2s 6d per insertion for the first six lines (88 words), 6d pe' line for additional space. Funeral Notices. Is extra. These announcements must b# signed by the advertiser. Contract rates on application, Replies to Advertisements will be received at the Office of the HERALD. The Proprietors do not hold themselves responsible for non-insertion of. Advcrtis*ments through accident or from otner causes, or for error in the publication o£ an; Ad7eltisement TELEPHONES: TU Advertising and Commercial, 129, 178; Job Printing Order Office, 28DO; Publishing. Hi Editorial, 220; Reporter*, 3533. AS39; Editor Weekly News and Photogiaphic, 2-29. Iddre'S Communications to Wilson ana Horton, P.O. Box 32, Auckland Waikato Brancn; Victoria Street (nexJ P. 0.), Hamilton