HONORES MUTANT MORES. (Honours Change Men's Manners or Characters.) My Dear People— I purchased a. 4s 2d ticket to hear Sir Conan Doyle's lecture last night, and on back of ticket was " Look out for Watson, the Entertainer.'' Jt is apparent this class of business must be slack elsewhere. Sir Conan opened his lecture with the egotistical "I" predominant. Some of hi 3 credentials reminded one of the Liver Pill and Hair Restorer Advertisements as follows:—" I used a box of your pills end was a changed man, also a bottle of your hair restorer, and I can now do without a comb and brush." It. is apparent, reliable paid mediums are scarce, as he only la.-n----tioned two. The first was a, lady who went into a trance and his brother and son appeared. The econd wa 3 a little tailor at Glasgow who'--: spirits are largely manufactured'; he took his clients up into an attic and immediately a young ;ala arose. accompanied with coloured lights. No doubt an electric button was pressed to produce these wonderful phenomena. It is evident there is a shortage of reliable paid mediums, as the " game IS not worth the candle." as Champion's motto, " Ail things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you do ye even so to them." has snuffed the candle, and Champion Muscle Raiser Flour and Standard products are your mainstay 1 am, \r AUCKLAND. December 8, 1920. P.S. —No doubt when Sir Conan returns home he will write a book similar to Mark Twain's " Innocents Abroad." HERALD OFFICE TELEPHONE LIST. ADVERTISEMENTS ) 129 8 a.m. to 10 p.rjs » 17S Advertisers are particularly requested to supply advertising matter at the earliest opportunity. Urgent notices for publication in the next day's Herald may be telephoned after 10 p.m. to the Editorial Department, Numbers 229 and 3693. PRINTING ORDERS .. .. 2890 NEWSPAPER DELIVERY .. It EDITORIAL 2-29 REPORTERS .. . .-A999. 5693 FOR EVERYTHING ELECTRICAL NATIONAL ELECTRICAL AND ENGINEERING CO., LTD., ' ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS, WELI.ESLET STREET WEST. Manager - - - J. ALLUM. A.A.I.E.E. Phones: 2440. 2510, 1536. .6393. IF YOUR EYES REQUIRE ATTENTION. CONSULT IT/ PEACOCK AND SON, ,',. - -UP-TO-DATE OPTICIANS, 218,. QUEEN STREET. J. A. PEACOCK, E.S M.C., England (with Honours), Sight Specialist. Customers may rely on Skihul Treatment, with Best Appliances and an Ample Selection of Spectacles. FINE INVALID WINES. » GRAND OLD LIQUORS. "We do not make a.-Bong about our Whiskies. * rnUraw the cor|: and the Whisky will sing its own praises." THE J. G. RUTHERFORD CO., KING'S CHAMBERS, ' S POST AND '.COMMERCE' STREETS, /AUCKLAND.;, "• MONEY IS GOING TO BE TIGHTER. ? : ARE YOU" READY? LEADING FINANCIERS AND STATESMEN HAVE • SOUNDED - THE WARNING. , Prepare by overhauling your book debts NOW and hand'the overdue accounts to-ROOPE BROS, for collection. DON'T DELAY: "GIVE IT TO ROOPE." Bank Reference: Bank of New Zealand. ROOPE BROS., TRADE ASSIGNEES AND COLLECTORS, 1-4-15, HIS MAJESTY'S ARCADE. ■ QUEEN STREET, AUCKLAND MEN'S 'BOOTSi SOLID ENGLISH LEATHER from SOLE TO UPPER. This Applies to the Goods just Received by us from England THE FAMOUS " OAKMORE " • ■ AND SWAN BRANDS. DADIEY'S, LTD., SECURITY BLDGS., 200. QUEEN ST. WE ARE OFFERING AN EXCEEDINGLY ATTRACTIVE LINE OF ",..'. READY MIXED PAINTS. It -will p*y you to get Quotations RIGHT NOW! PHILLIPPS AND IMPEY, LTD. QUEEN STREET. THE REPUTATION OF NEARLY 200 YEARS IS BEHIND THE BROADWOOD PIANO. A reputation retained by continued Excellence of Manufacture. We have just received a. small shipment of these wonderful instruments. Sole Agents: E. AND F. PIANO AGENCY, LTD., S. COLDICUTT. Mana-er 191. QUEEN STREET (Near Victoria St.) •0 - p I N O jyi SIN PECTINS -pLrjiD. PROTECT THE AMPLY AGAINST TySEASE. Wage an unceasing war against disea.it* germs by using " U-PINO" daily f^fbt "U-P I N O " "U-PINO" 'U-PINO" "U-PINO" —is the safeguard against all infection, diseases .It kills the germs 0 £ %& Tuberculosis, Diphtheria, Measles, l£fl£S and .-.other, Diseases It is .twice' as JESS as any other disinfectant, ,ib and will not Kurt the skin. Put up in Satss tins instead of bottles. All chemist. 2?j stores, la 3d. . 7T s and . '♦U-E1 35 " 'SILLS ODOURS. , „ , .""■ ' Sola N.Z. Agents, J. TOCK AND- CO- I/ED.. AUCKLAND.
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LVII, Issue 17649, 9 December 1920, Page 6
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