Page 4 Advertisements Column 1

New Zealand Herald, Volume LV, Issue 16896, 8 July 1918, Page 4

>:::•'.:■:■ V:-:- ' .WORDS OF: WISDOM. :CHAMPION NOTICES WITH PLEASURE THAT HIS UNIQUE STYLE OF ADVERTISING IS BEING ADOPTED BY OTHERS. WHICH IS HIGHLY FLATTERING. AND HE TRUSTS THEIR EFFORTS WILL BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS "CHAMPION'S," WHO FROM HIS YOUTH, HAS ALWAYS AVOIDED TAUTOLOGY, WHICH IS NAUSEOUS TO A CULTIVATED MIND, EXCEPT WHEN EXHORTING HIS PEOPLE ABOUT THE MANY VIRTUES Of MUSCLE RAISER FLOUR AND STANDARD OATMEAL AND ROLLED OATS. "CHAMPION" ALSO NOTICES THAT A FEW PASTORS OF SIS FLOCK WHO EXHIBITED SIGNS OF BEING DANGEROUS AND AFTER PARTAKING OF HIS STANDARD SOOTHER ARK INCLINED TO PAIR FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD. THUS ENDING A STORM IK A TEAPOT. ••CHAMPION" ASKS IN HIS USUAL MAGNANIMOUS WAY FOR EVERYONE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE " RED JERSEY " FUND. ITS OBJECTIVE IS SO APPARENT THVT IF iT DOESN'T REACH THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE TO RESPOND ACCORDING TO THEIR MEANS, AND THOSE WHO REFUSE WHO CAN IN THIS RESPECT, "CHAMPION" IS OF THE OPINION THEIR HEARTS WANT TREATMENT BY THE BOYS IN THE TRENCHES. I AM. v., Auckland. AMICUS HUMAN! GENERIS (A friend of tho human race). FYOU ."TE IN THE MARKET TO PURCHASE A PIANO, PLAYER PIANO.. ORGAN OR GRAMAPHONE . Ycu cannot afford to make your decision until yon h»«<- «/..—„ CONSIDERED THE QUALITY oi our Stock. It will cost you nothing to Wait our Showrooms, but it may cost you ranch disappointment if you neglect to do so. We offer you the BEST VALUE, MOST LIBERAL TERMS, • AND GENEROUS TREATMENT. We allow full value for instruments in part payment of new ones. E. AND P. PIANO AGENCY, LIMITED. S COLDICUTT. Manager. / QUEEN STREET (near H.M. theatre). ..SHOOTING SEASON, 1918. Choose Yoar Outfit Now. • NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY A SHOTGUN :■ ■ OP THE RIGHT QUALITY. • You can depend on getting it at HAZARD'S ~.,... -, at th» right price. HAZAED'S "KEEPER " D.B. GUN, 12. G., -.;■ -. £7 15s '■ \ ■ HAZARD'S "RABBITER" D.B. GUN. "•"•.■ W.G., £6 12a 6d. . ' HAZARD'S *' RIVAL" SINGLE EJECTOR, ; ••:■ '' ; 13.G., fa 10s. ■■■ '•;/ . Send for our New Hluatrated Catalogue, No. 28. W. H., HAZARD, - ; QUEEN AND > CUSTOMS STREETS, -1 - "■■■ ,; ' ; AUCKLAND.' V*. ELECTRIC RADIATORS. TURNBUIiL AND JONES, ltd., | ■:.. ; ; BHOETJiAND STREET, AUCKLAND. TELEPHONES. 2102-8761. ';' •;. : REPAIR WORK OP ALL KINDS. iHNISI YOUR FLOORS WITH • u AUTO" STAIN '<■> •%&. '■ ••■•' V-- INSTEAD OP •'■• • ijv'-f /. BUYING ,;• -:-,/■" .* CARPETS AND • ■■, tp,iy '!•■;■ LINOS. .:.:•'■ A Beautiful Finish in.either Plain or :■. Border and.-Panel, Effects. A cheap, yjfl' : lasting, durable treatment, as # pleasing ?i'. and distinctive at it is economical. • f" L - a*p T? ___ PffIJiLIPPSANDIMPEY.LTD., ; '„'"'.,' QUEEN STREET. ; ~-:—sl:—--: —sl:—--- — . . j ;« QOLID " VALUE-CLINCHER LORRY ] . P:;Js/ x '. . TYRES. • . ] ■-' Clincher Band Tyres are 'designed and - .'-■■ cade is England. Whether you run a one- j ton or 2}-ton lorry you'll find Clincher Band . lyres best. Ask' for particulars. j ■;%; c PULLAN. ARMITAGE. AND CO.. , '•'■&'s■■ '■ V"-- " Auckland Agents. ";'^rr ,i -TT : —- "".;u,. ' : ——; ( TV IT'S ELECXBIOAL 1 ■ ■I'S'Nf GET IT .FROM '' '■fip- $"• ' y^s*]' "■ ■ l ■\ 1 THE j NATIONS ELECTRICAL AND \ ENGINEERING CO., LTD., « '- "'&■) 'Manager', j. Ailum, A.A.I.E.E. ,; >X WELLEBLEY STREET WEST. \ ' \>% 'PHONES: 2440. 2510. and A 393. C .. -—.«—. 1 . a rtHAIRMANSHIP I C JOURNALISM ' b ADVERTISING 0 \ p ■ •ECONOMICS j 1 Ant four special courses that can be obtained t from :, • "DANES COLLEGE, * d WELLINGTON. t ''' a a s They have been prepared by the following 1! experts:— , j-j r CHAIRMANSHIP.-Tho Hon. J. Rigg, 21 j I years Parliamentary experience, some- | time Chairman of Committees and ! b Acting Speaker. j u U JOURNALISM.-Mr. L. S. Fanning, on the editorial _ staff of The Evening !(' Post, ex-president of the Institute of j iji Journalists. i , ADVERTISING.-Mr. Will Appleton. ° Manager, of Tlio Charles Haines P Advertising Agency. ]j a -ECONOMICS.-Mr. B. E. Murphy, MA., i cvgrthmhuk( L.L.8., B. Com., F.R.E.S- First-Class '• fcl • Honours, Mental and Morai Phil- si osophy, Barristcr-at-Law. e' Send for a Prospectus. hi H AMOS, , Director. p; . —— jc IF YOUR EYES fa REQUIRE ATTENTION. CONSULT ei ■ T. PEACOCK AND SON, b, * UP-TO-DATE OPTICIANS. ti &■?*?.'■ 218, QUEEN STREET. , N J.' A. PEACOCK, F.S.M.C, England (with i Honours). Sight Specialist. Customers may Ct tely on Skilful Treatment, with Beat Appli- „ ancea and. an amole Selection of Spectacles. a