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J A. A. K.'s STRING Wonders will never cease; neither will Waterbury's, or conundrums on them either. The following is one batch from the multitude that reach us daily :— (1) Why is the 13s 6d Waterbury Watch like a firm in liquidation ? Answer: Because it takes a long time to wind up. (2) Why is the same watch like a " Kangaroo 1" Answer i Because it has a very long spring. (3) Why are the berries found in the Gulf Stream like the W. W. Co.'s Watches! Answer : Because they are Water-berries. (4) What is the difference between the Waterbury Watch Company and the City Water Works! Answer: One is aW. W. C. and other % C. W. W. QNE MINUTE, PLEASE. If you suffer from Headache, Lassitude, Back ache, and sluggish circulation of the blood, you are not full of all the diseases in the calendar as quacks would have you believe. You simply need the healthy stimulation of nature's own restorative— Electricity. Dr. Scott's Electric Corsets for Women, 7s 6d, 10s 6d, 12s 6d, and 17s 6d, and Belts for Men, 17s fid. If you have cold feet, chilblains, rheumatic pains in the knees or legs, use Dr. Scoti.'s Electric Insoles, any size, 3s. If your teeth decay or ache, or if neuralgic pains afflict you, use Dr. Scott's Electric Tooth Brush, 3s. Don't be deceived by trashy imitators. iiinliininl la P . « 0 wsS ? a 3a -ac < (3 a . ' liiwiip 2 g 2 i| - 1 ** | 5 It i SBbSWSEUBBR hj 13 1 1 5* Y* c 1 !ij (0 o L ■/ a I I ®iS *> 1 | I S_ £w W4 iwif.! ? 3* * _-g ■ & Ijj 73 ° > «£? BBtw 552 2•" S 9 5 u e ! ■> c S M si I = g 8 « r" ixl u Op OOUNT A T T E I ' S ELECTRO-HOMCEOPATHIC REMEDIKS. Sole Agents in Auckland : I. HOPKINS AND CO., From whom price lists and all information may be obtained. CAUTION.—Count Mattki is the Discoverer and Only Manufacturer of Electro-Homoeo-pathic Medicines; and all others are but imitations. Opposite Railway Station, LOWER QUEEN-STREET. AUCKLAND. 1

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New Zealand Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 8964, 23 August 1892, Page 6

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Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 New Zealand Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 8964, 23 August 1892, Page 6

Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 New Zealand Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 8964, 23 August 1892, Page 6