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Why 1b a dog like a tree ?—Because both lose their bark when dead. When is a fowl's neck like, a bell ?—When it is wrung for dinner. | When is a cook like a Catholic official ? —When she is a fat fryer. When is Berlin wool like a would-be M.P. ? —When it's on canvas (s). Why is a Scotch broth-pot like an old ship V—Because it is often leeky.

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New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4405, 25 December 1875, Page 3

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4405, 25 December 1875, Page 3

Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4405, 25 December 1875, Page 3