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A red-haired lady, who was ambitions of literary distinction, found but poor sale for her book. A gentleman, in speaking of her disapointineut, said: " Her hair ia red (road) if her book is not." An auditor, in attempting to relate the joke elsewhere, said, " She has red hair if her book hasn't." FLOIIILINIt !_Koil THE Tr.BTII AND HRKATIL—A few drops of tho liquid " Klorillne" sprinkled on a wet tooth-brush produce a pleasant lather, which thoroughly clo»nscs the teetn from all parasites or impurities, hardens the gumi, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teeth a peculiar poarly.whitcnrss and a delightful fragrance to the breath It removes all unplca>ant odour arising from decayed teeth or tobacco smoke. " The Fragrant Fiorilinn," being composed In part of Honey and sweet herbs, is dellclous to the taste, and the greatest toilet discovery of the age. Sold everywhorc at 2s Od. Trnpared by Henry C. Gallup. 493, Oxford-street, London. Ai>vic« to MoTiiicitH !—Are you broken in your rest by a sick child suirertng with the pain of cutting teeth? Go at once to a chemist's aud get a bottle of Mrs. Winklow'h Soothixo Synur. It will relieve the sufferer immediately. It is perfectly harmless ami plrasant to taite, it produces natural, quiet sleep, by relieving the child from pain, and tho little cherub awakes "as bright as a button." It soothes tho child, it softens thn gums, allays nil pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is the best known remedy for dysentry and diarrhoea, whether arising from teething or other causes. Sold everywhere at Is l}d per bottle. Manufactory, 493, Oxford Street, London-. Valuable Discoviby f.'R tub Haul—lf your hair is turning grey or white, or falling off, use "The Mexican Hair Renewer," for it will positively ratore in every catc Grey or White hair to its original colour, without leaving the disagreeable smell of most - Hcstorers." It makes the hair charmingly beautiful, as well as promoting the jrowth of the hair on bald spots, where the glands are not decayed. Certificate from Dr. Versmann on every bottle, with full particulars. Ask your nearest Chemist for " The Mexican Hair Rinewer." prepared by Henry C. Gallup, 493, Oxford street, London, and told everywhere at Ss 6d per bottle.

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New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4270, 21 July 1875, Page 3

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4270, 21 July 1875, Page 3

Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4270, 21 July 1875, Page 3