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: Why ought a fop not to object to being horsewhip- £ ped ?—Because it would be making him smart. 1 Pbosaio Pobtby.—l gave her a rose and gave her , a ring, and I asked her to marry me then ; but Bhe * •ant them all back, the insensible thing, and said she'd no notion of men. I told her I'd oceans of money 1 and goods—tried to frighten her with a growl; but F Bhe answered she wasn't brought up in the woods to 8 be scared by the screech of an owl. - I called her a coquette and everything bad, I slighted her' features i and form; till at length X succeeded; in getting her. L mad, and she raged like the sea in a storm. And i ; then in a moment I turned and smiled, and called her e my angel and dear; she fell in my arms like a wearj- * some ohildj and exclaimed "We will marry tbie * year?" . «tl

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New Zealand Herald, Volume IV, Issue 1163, 6 August 1867, Page 4

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Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Herald, Volume IV, Issue 1163, 6 August 1867, Page 4

Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Herald, Volume IV, Issue 1163, 6 August 1867, Page 4