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North Otago Times, 2 December 1911, Page 4 (Supplement)

An American contemporary, refer- ' ring to a deceased citizen, said :- "We knew him as Old Ten per Cent, —the more he had the less ha spent -the more ho got the less he lent — he's dcad-we don't know whero he went; but it his soul to heaven was sent-he'll own the harps and charge 'em rent."

Tom: *I hate to hear Q toot of a motor-horn."

Dick: "Why so?"

Tom: "Well, a man ran oil with my wife in a motor-car once, and every time I bar a toot I tear she's coming back."

The envious man is In pain upon all occasions which ought to give him pleasure.—Addison.

The critic on tho hearth is love's chief gravedigger.—"Dorothy Dix."

Never have anything to do with an unlucky place, or an unlucky man.BotliKhild.