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North Otago Times, 2 December 1911, Page 4 (Supplement)

Htranger: "Boyi, will you direct me to the nearest bank?" Street Gamin: "I 'will for a shilling." "A shilling I Isn't that too much ?"

"Dank directors always get big pay, mister."'

"Why didn't you go to the poll to vote?"

"Well," replied Farmer Corntossel, "'after listening careful to what the candidates had to say about each other, I concluded neither of 'em was, wiith httchiri' up a boss fur,"

Every; failure 1b a step to Buccess; every detection of what is false directs ui towards what to true; every trial eihaasU soma tempting form ot error.-Wkewell,