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North Otago Times, 16 April 1910, Page 1 (Supplement)

Three doctors were operating On a man for appendicitis. After the operation was completed one of the doctors missed a small sponge. The patient was reopened, the sponge found within, and the man sewed up again. Immediately the| second" doctor missed a needie. Again th¥. patient , was opened and closed. ; 'Then the third doctor missed' q pair of seissors. 1 ; "Gentlemen," .said the aa they yrere abqut .to oi>ep him op again, "for ijcaven's sake, if ypn'n. going, to !keep this up, put buttons on me!" \ ' ■ Mother : ."Is it Harry, (that, you ,havp ,eaten 'atf thkt,«ak# without giving a thought t'p, your sister?" - I Marry,: "Ojl, no!, I, thought of , her every .second,. I was . afraid all tiic time, that at>« would conii (i;)« I,N It ' ,