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North Otago Times, 6 September 1906, Page 2 (Supplement)

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■ G*aco, ; tho:cab. is' waiting,' ■ ; .;-;Wc; are:very late '■;■'-'■ ':&U'are';never-ready, :; Jove! It's after oight,Dash' this beastly collar... : immense) Shines, like ! celluloid- ■'■■;■ Laundries havp no sense, •Opera glasses ? Have them. Wear y.our heavy wrap. A'cll, then, wear the other. Howtheso gloves do gap 1 Fasten them in the carriage. Como dear; never mind. Don't stop, Stick a pin in, There's no fait to find; ■Yes,.l kissed the baby. Gad ! you do look nice ! What's that? Oh, the (lowers? Fetch them in a trice. Try to hurry dearie. ■ Blow it! Pardon me. You should hold your train up. Yes, I have the key. Jane will guard the silver. Everything's all right, Oh, Grace, you must hurry. Yes, I lowered the light. Leave tho windows openIt's not going to rain. Everlasting fussing-." Goes against the grain, ; . What? Your feather fan dear? Oh, you goosie, don't Put it in my pocket. No, my dear, 1 won't. You look simply splended, What's up now ? Oh, hang ! (At this point the hall door Closes with a bang !)