MISCELLANEOUS.

North Otago Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7466, 14 September 1892, Page 1

MISCELLANEOUS.

If tlieta ia anyttiin^ thH makes tha po n 1 tuau feel H-ircnstic, it is to rend advice to rich inen oa huflr la Becure a good f>p|jetite. A boy \,b\ng asked for tho definition of drnkneas, ipplied : A bliud E hiop an in a dark cu'lar, at midnight, locking for a black ca', Fiiend : "What clor are your baby's eyi.8 ? ' Youuy husband : " I don't really know ; t<ut 1 have discovered tbtt, bifa vuice <m ytiiler." Obi Gentleman (opening parlor donr juet aa the young man stole a kiss) : '* Well, I am purprised !'' Y"«utg insn (cotifubed) : ' So am I." Dora must have buffered Borne terrible dibappomtment. Oqo never sees her smile now. What is the mat'ei 1 Two fioct teeth pulled. The man wbo hckb nevfr had his portrait tuken by an amatrur photograper, probanly does n<*t ye. know what it ia to have hia pt de ful'y hurn v led. The uldett chettaut in the wot Id is " I love you ;" the nex r - oldest " I hate you." Adam and Eve. Cun ar d Abel. How little the race has chaDged. L M. Bites wkb the first jobber to eruply a cloak model. She was a la'l, sttilcing girl with a handsome figure, upon wii'ch the styles of women's winp8 were displayed to much advantage. She comphined that the salesman Uied to make love to her, and one fine d-iy when « merchant from the far Wed' aBked her to imrry him bho d.d so, and went out o( buaioPSB. Mrs O'ohauoioy (w shing toma'i) up a recent qu wr< ') — ( Q od morn u', Mra Flynn. Ia iheie onyth n^ oi km I ring yez fiovn the marke 1 : this morniu' ? ' Mto Flynn (uuielent'.nglv) — " Ph*t Jo >e<5 tako m^ lot — a tea.vyor ot bth'jlen go.'da V