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TO COLONEL MYTTON, WHO WAS GOING TO THE DENTIST.

Who said he'd meet me at the ti.nn In snow, hail, sunshine, or imam, And btuck to it w ith might and main '( Why Mytton ! Who made me run that tiain to meet, Tieadmg Blaekheath with fljmg feet, Thinking the manly form to greet — Of My t ton ! But -when that long train I behold, And do not see that Mai nor bold, I feel so veiy nicely sold — By M} tton ! I tiuly hope foi punishment, That when he to the dentist went Was left full man) an awful lent— In Mj tton ! And then, because I was fiom home, The '• (Jauntlet ' to the house mu^t come, 'W Inch, s-ay the leabt, was vciy ruin — Of Mj tton ! Now, if mj wiath he would appease, And paidon ask upon his kneet, I'd giant it, jiibt tins once to please — Old Mytton !

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North Otago Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7464, 12 September 1892, Page 3

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TO COLONEL MYTTON, WHO WAS GOING TO THE DENTIST. North Otago Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7464, 12 September 1892, Page 3

TO COLONEL MYTTON, WHO WAS GOING TO THE DENTIST. North Otago Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7464, 12 September 1892, Page 3