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hharpson: « Phl.i'z, w h afc makps your nose so red r Fhlatz: 'It {(lows with piiclo because it nover pokes itself into other people's business ' ' I was badly bit en by mosquitoes in every country in Kuropo except relgium.' • Hnve they none theie?' 'I don't know ! I didn't go there.' Landlord: 'I nru sure you must have played football \vhen at college.' Tenant : ' Whafc makes you think bo?' Landlord : ' Bec-une you arc always a quarter back.' Mißs Ophelia : • What queer weather we aro having this spring' Disappointed Admirer: 'Yes, but if you leinern her, Miss Ophelia, the spring of 1859 was veiy much like if Miss phelisi (who is 'just 20') : « Sir.' A weu'thy brewer in Montreal built ft church, nnd inscribed on it : • This <!l»nich w,is orec ed by Thomas Molsou ft i his .sole expense. Uebiews Xl.' i Sonio college wags altered tho inscription so as to make it read: 'This church was erected by Thomas Molsoii ut his soul's expense. He brows
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North Otago Times, Volume XXXV, Issue 7268, 16 October 1891, Page 4
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166MISCELLANEOUS North Otago Times, Volume XXXV, Issue 7268, 16 October 1891, Page 4
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