“Lumme!” said the bus drive a mate of his climbed up alongside “Wot’s wrong, old cobber? You looP as if you was goin’ to your own funeral or somefin’! Why don’t you learn to smoke and make your miserable life ’appy? What?, Don’t fink you could? ’Ow do you know if you never tried? Take it from me there’s nothin arf so sweet in life as a pipe of good bacca toasted, of course ’cause there ain’t no bacca in it wit A toasted. Try Riverhead Gold. It™ makes bosker cigarettes, and goes well in a pipe. So does Desert Gold. When you want somefin’ stronger there’s Cavendish, Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog), or Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshead). Once you start to smoke toasted you won’t want to leave it orf. It fair gets you ! ’Armless, too. No nicotine in toasted. ’Ow do I know? ’Cause I smoke it meself. Gettin’ orf? Well, ta ta! Likewise so long and cheerio! You’ll live to thank me for giving you the straight griffin abaht toasted!” And so he did! K. 555 w. J. WORTH BUILDER and UNDERTAKER Funerals Furnished Throughout the County at two hours’ notice Motor Hearse available if required Phone 20S . KAITAIA
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Northland Age, Volume 5, Issue 24, 13 March 1936, Page 8
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