THE FUNNY SIDE OF THINGS
The Poem Revised Teacher : “How many days in each month?” Johnny : “Thirty days hath September— All the rest I can’t remember. The calendar hangs upon the wall ; Why bother me with this at all?” * * * * The Book Uncle : “Jack, I would like to give you a book that you will really like. What can I give you?” Modern Child : “A cheque book.”
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Northland Age, Volume 1, Issue 4, 30 October 1931, Page 9
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66THE FUNNY SIDE OF THINGS Northland Age, Volume 1, Issue 4, 30 October 1931, Page 9
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