Couldn’t Be Done.
“ Surely this is an anatomical puzzle,” he said, as he looked up from his novel. a “What?” she asked. “ Speaking of the heroine,” I he replied, “ this book says that she threw herself at his feet and he caught her in his arms.” “ What of it ?” she demanded, p “ What of it!” he exclaimed. ° “ Just you go over that state- c ‘ rnent carefully, and then tell S me what kind of a monstrosity a he must have been,”
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Northland Age, Volume V, Issue 23, 1 February 1909, Page 3
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