I Talking about 1 ‘'warm hair,” says I Mark- Twain, a lady in Wisconsin, ! whose hair very nearly matched the , bricks of the houses, and who has been joked about her red hair till she goes round and shoots the Hast j ones who made ancient remarks on ; it, says she heard a new thing on ! red hair the other day.
A friertd said to her, “Mrs. 8., I rather like that Skeneatles hair of yours.”
i She didn’t like to ask questions, but finally curiosity prevailed, and she asked, “What in the name of the thirteen Apostles is Skeneaties hair ?’ “Oh,” says he, as he got on the other side of the table and held up his arm to keep the rolling-pin from hurting. “Skeneaties is about forty miles past Auburn, you know.” His friends who have seen him in the hospital say he is still in a critical
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Northland Age, Volume IV, Issue 48, 20 July 1908, Page 2
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