Here and There.

Northland Age, Volume 3, Issue 20, 18 December 1906, Page 3

Here and There.

A man out West says he moved so often one year that whenever covered waggons stopped at the gate his chickens would fall on their backs and hold up their feet in order to be tied up and thrown in. Don’t Cough all Night. Restful sleep follows the use of Dr. Sheldon’s New Discovery. The best lung remedy in the world. Small dose. Pleasont to take. Every bottle guaranteed. Obtainable at : J Evans and Sons, Waipap&kauri; R. V. Johnston, Kaitaia; J. McKay, Fairburn; W. C. Bunkall, Herekino; T. Houston, Ahipara.* When an editor dies in Kansas, this is the way they write the obituary: “ The pen is silent; the scissors have been laid away to rust; the stillness of death pervades the very atmosphere where once the hoarse Voice of the devil yelling ‘ copy ’ or ‘ what the hell’s this word ?’ was wont to resound. The paste-pot has soured on the what-not; the cockroach is eating the composition off the roller, and the blue-bottle fly is dying in the rich folds of the printer’s towel.” • • • Entertaining an Enemy.—Don’t entertain a chronic running sore or wounds. Cure it with Dr. Sheldon’s Magnetic Liniment. Price Is 6d and 3s. Obtainable at: J. Evans and Sons, Waipapakauri; R. V. Johnston, Kaitaia; J. Mckay, Fairburn; W. C. Bunkall, Herekino; T. S. Houston, Ahipara.* The following story is told by the Chinese Minister at Washington : “ There was a Chinaman who had three dogs. When he came home one evening he found them asleep on his couch of teakwood and marble. He whipped them and drove them forth. The next night, when he came home, the dogs were lying on the floor. But he placed his hand on the couch and found it warm from their bodies. Therefore, he gave them another whipping. The third night, returning earlier than usual, he found the dogs sitting before the couch, blowing on it to cool it.” The Reason Why Dr. Sheldon’s Digestive Tabules Cure Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and all Stomach Troubles is that they actually contain all of the natural digestants as found in a healthy stomach. Unlike many so-called indigestion cures, these Tabules are neither laxative or cathartic, and do not act upon the towels in any way, for in indigestion or dyspepsia the whole trouble is the stomach, and not the bowels. No one ever suffered from indigestion or dyspepsia whose stomach was in a healthy condition. When tho stomach is out out of order, do not go without food or irritate your stomach with cathartics, but bike some natural digestant which will digest what you eat, thus assisting the stomach to regain its normal health and vigour. Dr. Sheldon’s Digestive Tabules is the only preparation which contains all the known (ligcstants, and which will digest all kinds of food. These Tabules are not a medicine which is advertised to cure everything, but a scientific preparation, prepared according to the original prescription of E. M. Sheldon, M.D., a graduate of the University, City of New York, and Belle view, U.S.A. These Tabules are sold at 2s 6d for a tin containing 80 Tabules. Buy a tin, eat a good, square meal, and then take a tabule, and note tne result. You will forget all about it if you are not careful, for there will be no pain or disturtances, and your food will be digested iust as it used to be when your stomach was well and strong. Furthermore, vour stomach will soon be restored again if you keep on taking them, just as thousands of other stomachs have been, by the sole and exclusive use of Dr. Bheldon’s Digestive Tabules. Obtainable at: J. Evans and Sons, Waipapakauri; R. V. Johnston, Kaitaia; J. McKay, Fairburn; W. C. Bunkall, Herekino; T. Houston, Ahipara.*