He: “Let’s run away and get married, darling!” She: “Don’t be silly! The only photographs I could leave behind were taken before I was bobbed.” Policeman (after thp collision) : "You saw this lady driving towards you. Why didn’t you give her half the road°” Motorist: “I was going to do so as soon as I could discover which half she wanted."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXIII, 10 December 1940, Page 2
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