A LITTLE FUN
Fred: What gets wet whenever it dries? Ted: I don’t know. What? Fred: A towel. Ted: Here’s one for you now. What goes up and down without moving? Fred: I give that Up. What does? Ted: The price of an article.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXII, 28 January 1939, Page 12
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44A LITTLE FUN Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXII, 28 January 1939, Page 12
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