A countryman was about to marry. He went to the clergyman and said : “I’ve come to tell you I'm getting wed.” The clergyman smiled, and remarked: "You mean you've come to give notice for the banns.” "That 1 haven’t!” said the shy one. “We’re not bavin any bands; we’re only having a concertina after tea.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXII, 24 January 1939, Page 9
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55Page 9 Advertisements Column 3 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXII, 24 January 1939, Page 9
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