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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXII, 28 November 1938, Page 6

By advertisement in this issue expupils of Clyde Quay school, Wellington, are requested to communicate immediately with Mr W. A. Armstrong at McKay’s, in connection with the jubilee celebrations. McKay's.—"Buy your Berlei before your frock.” Be fitted by our expert Corsetiere. Ring 71 now for an appointment.* "My dear old chap." said the doctor (an old friend) "afraid I’ll have to put your pipe out. You oughtn’t to smoke, you know.” The patient looked rebellious. "Who was that American soldier who. when told that if he didn’t quit smoking he’d shorten his life—General Grant, wasn’t it?—and replied that he'd sooner shorten his life than give up his pipe. Well, I'm like that." "Tut, tut,” said the doctor, “be sensible.” No reply "Well, if you must smoke, smoke toasted tobacco; that can’t do you much harm, anyhow ” "I'll smoke any blessed brand you like, doctor, but what is this toasted tobacco?” "Finest baccy out. old man. Smoke it myself. Beautiful llavour and a glorious bouquet. Very little nicotine, too. Toasting sees to that! So I think you may indulge. There are only five brands, remember, of the genuine toasted, three for the pipe—Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshcad). Cavendish, and Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog), while Riverhead Gold and Desert Gold are the best cigarette tobaccos I know of. You’ll like ‘toasted.’” He did. But everybody does!* McKays. Attractive Afternoon Frocks in gay florals. Short sleeves and draped bust lines. Novelty trimmings. [S.S.W. to O.S. 39/6 and 49/6.*