Oflice Boy (nervously): “Please, sir, I think you’re wanted on the ’phone.” Employer: “You think! What’s the good of thinking?" ‘ Well, sir, the voice at the other end said, ‘Hullo, is that you, you old idiot!’ ” “You mustn’t drink any more whiskey. You know the doctor says that you must have a change.” “I know. I am having a new doctor to-morrow.” —and don t forget "NUGGET” your shoes every morning
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 11 September 1937, Page 3
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71Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 11 September 1937, Page 3
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