Standing outside Ins club, a famous composer was accosted by a man who said : beg pardon, sir, but do you know a gentleman, a membei of this club, with one eye called Matthew?” “Can’t say I do," was the. response “What is the name of his other eye?” Brown: "I saw you walking out with a young lady last night. Who was she?" Black: “That was Gladys Lovebird. I met her coining away from the choir practice." “I see. A chants acquain Lance.’'
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXI, 23 June 1937, Page 6
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