Traveller: “At last! I have been waiting here a long time. Didn’t your master tell you how to recognise me?” Chauffeur: “Yes, but there were several gentlemen with big feet and red noses.” Doctor: “There goes the only woman I ever loved.” Nurse: “Why don’t you marry her?” “I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient. “D’you know, Mrs ’Arris. I prun'd hues wonder if me husband’s grown tired of no.” “Whatever makes you say that, Mrs ’lggs?” “Well, ’e ain’t been ’ome for.seven years.’
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXX, 23 May 1936, Page 9
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